Recently....

Recently i found out that i really become fat already, my abs "transform" from flat into 6 in 1 packs (just like the figure below). My weight from 60kg gained to 69kg.....OMG....I gained 9kg already!!!

Then i start thinking since when it happen??? Ya.....it all started about 2 years ago when i successful courted my girlfriend, but what's the connection between my fat & my girlfriend leh? Here are some good examples that usually happen to me everyday:

CASE 1 (Restaurant)
G.F : Dear ahh...I cant finish the rice wohh..
Me : Huh?
G.F : I give you half of it, k?
Me : Ooo......

CASE 2 (Kai Kai in shoping mall)
G.F : Dear ahh.....I wana buy pearl drink, can mah?? (Showing pity face)
Me : But we ngam ngam finish lunch just now woh....still felt very full now...
G.F : ......... (Staring at me)
Me : ok ok lah....I go buy now, k?

After drink the pearl a while;

G.F : Dear ahh....I felt very full now, dun wana drink liao....u help me finish it lah, k?
Me : Huh? U just drink a bit, then dun wan liao?
G.F : Ermm...
Me : Ooo.....then i finish it now lol....


CASE 3 (Kai kai in somewhere else)
G.F : Dear ahh....i wana try that food, it look very delicious...
Me : Ooo....i go buy now lah...

After 5 minutes;

G.F : Yucks....this food not nice, u finish the rest lah...
Me : Ooo......

After a few months;
GF : Dear ahh....u looks very fat already, u see, ur spare tyres very big already....go exercise lah..
Me : ................................ (totally wordless)

Different PLANE different CONDITIONS

Recently i juz received an e-mail, quites funny actually, its about the accomodation for the air-crews, see the pic below:

Airbus A340

Boeing 747-400

Boeing 777

Canada Airlines

Air France (KLM)

Singapore Airlines (SQ)

FINALY PROUDLY PRESENT OUR LOCAL FLIGHT COMPANY

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AIRASIA

P/S: Hereby i declared, $$$ DOES MATTER.......

Final Press Conference made by AS* HOLE

After the "CINA TUMPANG" issue had been "GORENG" sky high by all the media, politician......etc, finally the case have came to a solution, FAMOUS MP, AH-MAD IS MAIL had been SUSPENDED 3 YEARS from geting any INVOLVE in POLITICS, yet he still stand still with self-position in the NONSENSE press conference: NO WAY gonna APOLOGIZE to anyone, I DID NOTHING WRONG!!!" In my personal view, i would said this AS* HOLE is the most STUBORN guy i've ever seen, Yes, DEB (Dasar Ekonomi Baru) was made to protect the MALAYS RIGHT to keep on SURVIVE in this country, yet did HE realize how HARD for the CHINESE & INDIAN to SURVIVE after the DEB??? I BET, he ll never know this kind of struggling we facing nowadays, unless he really gone through it. In our country, MALAYS pay 60% efforts to get what they want, WE?? AS a PENUMPANG??? I BELEIVED 100% was the answer, izit FAIR ENOUGH? Izit the MALAY SUPREMACY really does matter to help our country compete in the challenging world???

As* Hole Continue To "BARK"

Today, our FAMOUS AS* HOLE politician, AH-MAD IS MAIL make a "BIG BARK" to WARN all the CHINESE, DO NOT CROSS THE RED-LINE.....What i can say, he seems very provoked to promote a RACIST FIGHT in our country, izit he get PAID??? In HIS LAUZY SPEECH CONTENT.....HE KEEP ON telling everyone that he is NOT a RACIST.......SEE HIS LAUZY SPEECH below then judge for yourself, whether HE is a RACIST or NOT???

http://malaysiakini.com/doc/ahmad_ismail_stm_20080908.pdf
Here's the VIDEO of AH-MAD IS MAIL in the press conference:

Here's the EXPLANATION make by that AS* HOLE after provoked a HUGE POLITIC CHAOS in our country:

As* Hole

Don't wana talk about it furthermore, later i "KENA" capture by ISA (In-human Sodomy Association), just see the video below, then you ll WHY know I called AH-MAD IS MAIL such an AS* HOLE,

Name Analyser

Just now i go try out some fun site called "NAME ANALYSER" (self translated from chinese word), all you have to do is select the fields you wana know, then key in your name, then the site ll pop up some PIE CHART ANALYSER....kinda fun....hehe....i can say some results are true, some are you not expected, some might scare you...etc...so check it out & have some FUN............. http://component.agilerails.net/generators/

Here are some of MY RESULTS:

OK....some are truth, some may not.....lets see the next part...

My favourite part...YEAH!!! I'm a RICH GUY in the FUTURE!!! But i oso can be a POOR GUY according to the chart (17%)......aizz....

REALLY??? I don't think so....haha..... :P

OMG!!! 1 LIGHT YEAR??? you kidding, MAN!!! Sumor got SHE-MALE confess 2me??? *fainted*

....................... (duno what 2say d)

UNI student

What’s make a UNI student so UNIQUE nowadays? In our crucial society, there are certain requirements you have to achieve to be an UNI student:
1) Guts
2) Creativity
3) Active
4) Friendship
5) Able to speak out your own voice
6) Able to handle stress
7) Realistic
8) Good role model

Still BLUR what I’m talking about? See the pic below, and then only you can get my points.

(p/s: I'm not appeared in the pics above coz i havent completely achieve the requirements that i mentioned just now....hehe... -.-)