Funny videos b4 the election

Silence!!! I kill u!!!

This two video was dam* funny, enjoy.....hehe.... :P

Different PLANE different CONDITIONS

Recently i juz received an e-mail, quites funny actually, its about the accomodation for the air-crews, see the pic below:

Airbus A340

Boeing 747-400

Boeing 777

Canada Airlines

Air France (KLM)

Singapore Airlines (SQ)

FINALY PROUDLY PRESENT OUR LOCAL FLIGHT COMPANY

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AIRASIA

P/S: Hereby i declared, $$$ DOES MATTER.......

Final Press Conference made by AS* HOLE

After the "CINA TUMPANG" issue had been "GORENG" sky high by all the media, politician......etc, finally the case have came to a solution, FAMOUS MP, AH-MAD IS MAIL had been SUSPENDED 3 YEARS from geting any INVOLVE in POLITICS, yet he still stand still with self-position in the NONSENSE press conference: NO WAY gonna APOLOGIZE to anyone, I DID NOTHING WRONG!!!" In my personal view, i would said this AS* HOLE is the most STUBORN guy i've ever seen, Yes, DEB (Dasar Ekonomi Baru) was made to protect the MALAYS RIGHT to keep on SURVIVE in this country, yet did HE realize how HARD for the CHINESE & INDIAN to SURVIVE after the DEB??? I BET, he ll never know this kind of struggling we facing nowadays, unless he really gone through it. In our country, MALAYS pay 60% efforts to get what they want, WE?? AS a PENUMPANG??? I BELEIVED 100% was the answer, izit FAIR ENOUGH? Izit the MALAY SUPREMACY really does matter to help our country compete in the challenging world???

As* Hole Continue To "BARK"

Today, our FAMOUS AS* HOLE politician, AH-MAD IS MAIL make a "BIG BARK" to WARN all the CHINESE, DO NOT CROSS THE RED-LINE.....What i can say, he seems very provoked to promote a RACIST FIGHT in our country, izit he get PAID??? In HIS LAUZY SPEECH CONTENT.....HE KEEP ON telling everyone that he is NOT a RACIST.......SEE HIS LAUZY SPEECH below then judge for yourself, whether HE is a RACIST or NOT???

http://malaysiakini.com/doc/ahmad_ismail_stm_20080908.pdf
Here's the VIDEO of AH-MAD IS MAIL in the press conference:

Here's the EXPLANATION make by that AS* HOLE after provoked a HUGE POLITIC CHAOS in our country:

As* Hole

Don't wana talk about it furthermore, later i "KENA" capture by ISA (In-human Sodomy Association), just see the video below, then you ll WHY know I called AH-MAD IS MAIL such an AS* HOLE,

Name Analyser

Just now i go try out some fun site called "NAME ANALYSER" (self translated from chinese word), all you have to do is select the fields you wana know, then key in your name, then the site ll pop up some PIE CHART ANALYSER....kinda fun....hehe....i can say some results are true, some are you not expected, some might scare you...etc...so check it out & have some FUN............. http://component.agilerails.net/generators/

Here are some of MY RESULTS:

OK....some are truth, some may not.....lets see the next part...

My favourite part...YEAH!!! I'm a RICH GUY in the FUTURE!!! But i oso can be a POOR GUY according to the chart (17%)......aizz....

REALLY??? I don't think so....haha..... :P

OMG!!! 1 LIGHT YEAR??? you kidding, MAN!!! Sumor got SHE-MALE confess 2me??? *fainted*

....................... (duno what 2say d)

TWO FACE

Ever see the dark knight or batman before? Still rememeber got a bad guy named TWO FACE in the movie?

Izit this TWO FACE person really exist in our world??? The answer is YES, i met HER before. This is not a typical wrong typing, its HER, not him.. WHY i'm so BAD LUCK to meet someone like HER, making a HUGE CHAOS in my miserable life. How's TWO FACE sounds to YOU? A guy with two different feature look?

In my word, TWO FACE sound more like a TWO IDENTITY person; 1'st IDENTITY is pretend be a GOOD person to you, making all the people think she is the weakest, innocent look, pityful, friendly to everyone.....etc; 2nd IDENTITY is SNAPS UR BACK a thousand times like an ASSASIN, even you told HER not to tell anyting, yet she still KEEP telling to "certain people", thn turn around told me that "certain ppl" talk BAD about me, then pass all my conversation to that people again, just like a HUMAN RECORD MACHINE.....it's like "Adding some carosine into FIRE" .....TRUSTY FALL A PART.....When i NOTICED the REAL situation, it's too LATE already, I'v been DOUBLE/TRIPLE KILLED....I knew NO-ONE will beleive my WORDS nor the TRUTH, a GURL with TWO FACE??? I BET NO-ONE will beleive or willing to beleive...GOOD LUCK for those who still strong beleived in HER...