Then i start thinking since when it happen??? Ya.....it all started about 2 years ago when i successful courted my girlfriend, but what's the connection between my fat & my girlfriend leh? Here are some good examples that usually happen to me everyday:
CASE 1 (Restaurant)
G.F : Dear ahh...I cant finish the rice wohh..
Me : Huh?
G.F : I give you half of it, k?
Me : Ooo......
CASE 2 (Kai Kai in shoping mall)
G.F : Dear ahh.....I wana buy pearl drink, can mah?? (Showing pity face)
Me : But we ngam ngam finish lunch just now woh....still felt very full now...
G.F : ......... (Staring at me)
Me : ok ok lah....I go buy now, k?
After drink the pearl a while;
G.F : Dear ahh....I felt very full now, dun wana drink liao....u help me finish it lah, k?
Me : Huh? U just drink a bit, then dun wan liao?
G.F : Ermm...
Me : Ooo.....then i finish it now lol....
CASE 3 (Kai kai in somewhere else)
G.F : Dear ahh....i wana try that food, it look very delicious...
Me : Ooo....i go buy now lah...
After 5 minutes;
G.F : Yucks....this food not nice, u finish the rest lah...
Me : Ooo......
After a few months;
GF : Dear ahh....u looks very fat already, u see, ur spare tyres very big already....go exercise lah..
Me : ................................ (totally wordless)
CASE 1 (Restaurant)
G.F : Dear ahh...I cant finish the rice wohh..
Me : Huh?
G.F : I give you half of it, k?
Me : Ooo......
CASE 2 (Kai Kai in shoping mall)
G.F : Dear ahh.....I wana buy pearl drink, can mah?? (Showing pity face)
Me : But we ngam ngam finish lunch just now woh....still felt very full now...
G.F : ......... (Staring at me)
Me : ok ok lah....I go buy now, k?
After drink the pearl a while;
G.F : Dear ahh....I felt very full now, dun wana drink liao....u help me finish it lah, k?
Me : Huh? U just drink a bit, then dun wan liao?
G.F : Ermm...
Me : Ooo.....then i finish it now lol....
CASE 3 (Kai kai in somewhere else)
G.F : Dear ahh....i wana try that food, it look very delicious...
Me : Ooo....i go buy now lah...
After 5 minutes;
G.F : Yucks....this food not nice, u finish the rest lah...
Me : Ooo......
After a few months;
GF : Dear ahh....u looks very fat already, u see, ur spare tyres very big already....go exercise lah..
Me : ................................ (totally wordless)
5 comments:
wat recently?
u've became fat even before u back to ipoh...
XD
haha...i mean b4 pat toh mah, brah...hehe...1st year i very fit 1lol....keke :P
haha .. very funny ..
but i also agree with you ... hehe
so, u have to do more exercise to keep fit liao ...
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