Fair & Unfair - Part II

After the introduction of MR. G, in the second post, I'll continue describe our 2'nd main character, MR. BIG MOUTH. Let me guess, MR BIG MOUTH give you an impression of PEOPLE WHO HAVE A BIG MOUTH, right? Nope, instead he got a BIG BUTT, an abnormal BIG BUTT for a normal body.

But WHY? WHY I call him MR. BIG MOUTH instead of MR. BIG BUTT?? Any idea cross your mind? The answer is he'll always tell many BULLSH*T reason or HIS GOD D*MN PHILOSPHY everytime using his MOUTH. No matter how hard you point out his fault, he ll explain or lecture you till you bored & surrender, that's why I call him as MR. BIG MOUTH!!!

He got a very good principle, a very FAIR principle, that was, ALL THE THING HE SAY IS THE RIGHT, IS THE RULE & ALL THE THINGS YOU SAY IS WRONG, you don't have the right to speak once, acting like he is the KING of the house, what a FAIR RULE inside my house.

What's our MR. BIG MOUTH usualy do? Study, see manga, chating in msn, eating, play games, bluffing....dll....seems like all the stuffs i mentioned just now didn't offence anyone, right? NOPE, some of his acts are really annoying. He so love to play games & bluffing during the final exam study weeks, expecially with our MR. G that i mentioned in the 1'st post, they really don't give a damn care you study or not, they just SHOUT as HAPPY they can, as long as they happy, that's already enough!!! You might wonder why they not study during the study week, right? The reason is they already finish study, so they won't give a DAMN CARE about the people who did not, that's a really unique "NON-SELFISH" personality only available in my house, you can't find it anywhere. Besides that, MR. BIG MOUTH always so co-operate with MR. G in everything, play games / bluffing / eating / traveling...dll, until sometimes I think MR. BIG MOUTH ll go lick MR. G's bal*s.

That's all I wana mentioned about two "UNIQUE CREATURES" in my house, thanks for viewing. I'll be moving out next semester, so GOOD LUCK to "MR.G" & "MR. BIG MOUTH"!!!

Fair & Unfair - Part I

This is my 1'st post in blog, sad to say that my 1'st post is not about happy things, its about sad things, I just want to release the stress & anger inside me. If not, I' ll be crazy or maybe will make a "SUICIDE BOM" in my house, let all the people i hated DIE.

In this world, there was too many unfair things happen, everyday, every minutes, every seconds, repeat & repeat again. "UNFAIR"...hmm.....what is UNFAIR actually? How's UNFAIR sounds to you? Ever happen in your usual life? I beleived the answer is yes, it's always happen. Here is some definition i found in dictionary "UNFAIR - unfair to devalue anyone's work unjustly" .

"UNFAIR" always appeared in my life, maybe my face looks like a dumb, or maybe i more easy to get bully by other people. All the time, I just keep silence, try not to offence anyone, try to keep the relationships, hope that the things will get better. You can say that i'm a stupid person because of my act. But sometimes, when "UNFAIR" things exceed my limits, I'll fight back, I'll scold them till their ancestors wake up from the coffin, that's my attitude.

After all the bluffing introduction, here is my story, living in a "UNCIVILIZED & UNFAIR HOUSE" There was a rule in my house, any things that is not perfect or broken already is my fault, yup, it's true, no matter you did it or not, sure will blame me, I'll be the that pity innocent people in the house, what a FAIR rule in my house.

Let me introduce two main characters in my "HOME SWEET HOME", 1'st one main cast is "MR G", Mr. G was a "BANANA", for those who don't know what is "BANANA", let me explain, basically "BANANA" is a used to describe a "CHINESE WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND/SPEAK MANDARIN OR CHINESE WORDS, THEY ONLY SPEAK ONE LANGUAGE, ENGLISH"

MR. G was came from a island call penang, a very "KIASU" state, quite famous in MALAYSIA. MR. G only speak two languages, either ENGLISH or HOKKIEN, he got so many "famous words" that "amaze" all the peoples in the house, such as "NABEH, JI BA*, F*CK, SH*T....dll" What's MR. G usually do? Online writing blog, checking mail, listening songs, play games, downloading some porn movie & bluffing with our 2'nd main character "MR BIG MOUTH".

All the things he usually do looks normal, right? NOPE, YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG!!! When i say about playing games, he won't torelence at all, he ll SHOUT, he ll SHOUT all the FAMOUS WORDS that i mention just now, no matter you studying or doing assignment, he won't give a damn care, he ll just SHOUT AS HIGH AS HE CAN, AS LONG AS HE IS HAPPY just like rape by a group of dogs.

Yup, this is the personality of MR. G, what a GOOD HOUSEMATE, how LUCKY I am....ohya, almost forget to mention that MR. G was a very "CLEAN" person. Since we move in the house, i never see him do a single house keeping, not once, furthermore, he ll always make sure the kitchen always in "CLEAN" condition after used by him. For those restaurants outside there looking for a licence "D", you got a perfect candidate over here, I'm GUARANTEE he 100% suits the job.

Another good attitude about MR. G is a "NON-SELFISH" person, u can always saw him plug-in the LAN cable just to download much faster, while other peoples in the house wireless connected, surfing net like 56 kb old modem, fair enough. That's all for FAIR & UNFAIR PART-I, I ll continue introduce our 2'nd main character, MR. BIG MOUTH in the next post.